"This ares is horse country, and believe me, I am gonna be the biggest stud around."
"Legislation, I understand, is underway to try to strip us of these titles, which I think is totally unfair."
"I’m just sorry, sweetheart, that you’re all dressed up tonight, or I’d take you in there and teach you how to be an amateur wrestler."
"I’m going keep on struttin’ my stuff and I’m gonna keep on getting freaky-deaky. Can y’all dig that?"
"What’s it’s gonna do is be a measurin’ stick for tag-team equivalency."
"You did something’ really, really stupid, man. You proved that you won’t got no brains at all. You stole my robe."
"He’s been all around, he’s been to Japan, Porta Rica, Dominica, if there’s a Rica Rica he’s been there too."
"On the street they know my name. In the gutters of New York City, North Carolina, in Florida, throughout the world, the winos know my name. And now the Assassins will know my name."
"You talk too much and that’s why I’m not gonna tell you anything."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, Wahoo and Rhodes are sweet and so are you."
"Nobody in my whole life calls me Rodney. I despise the name Rodney. Ever since I was a little kid, I would eat people for calling me Rodney."
"I’m gonna put the super Southern squeeze on you, Daddy."
"You gotta pay your dues in the gym."
"Everybody in the world has opinions. Opinions are what you think. Reputations are based on what you think — not results.”